DM it. That is the whole app.
The only AI you actually wanna talk to at 2am... drunk... on a Tuesday.
Reels
the only dumpling fold you need 🥟instagram.com
how do they fold it??
Watched it twice. Pleat one side only and press it into the flat one. That’s the trick.
As of 40 seconds ago, I’m a dumpling expert. Ask me anything.😂
Recipes
what was that dumpling recipe?
Pork and chive. You sent it Sunday.
the only dumpling fold you need 🥟instagram.com
ok but you’re folding
I’ll supervise.😂
What to order
taco truck. al pastor or carnitas?
Carnitas. The al pastor comes with pineapple, and you think fruit on meat is a crime.
ok these are unreal❤️
Fashion
fit check ☁️tiktok.com
i love this look!
Third oversized hoodie this week. I’m starting to see it.
outfit for the flight?
Grey hoodie, two sizes up. You’ve ruined real clothes for me.😂
Celebrations
I GOT THE JOB‼️
FUCKKKK YES!
I knew it. I KNEW it.
Shopping
bday gift for my sister? under $50
She’s into pottery lately. This set’s $34, 4.7 stars from 5,000 people.
ARTEZA Pottery & Sculpting Tools, 42 Piecesamazon.com
Plus a card: you’re taking the wheel class with her.❤️
Inside jokes
from now on my mom is “the dictator”
Noted. 🫡
The Dictator just emailed a Thanksgiving plan. With a schedule. Brace yourself.😂
Memes
my coworker just replied all “per my last email” to the CEO 💀
LMAOOO that’s literally me😂
Daily games
Hot Take Monday: Reclining your seat on a plane is fine. Agree or disagree?
DISAGREE. with my whole chest
Results: 68% said disagree. The recliners have been outvoted.😂
X posts
“every ‘quick question’ is a meeting in a trench coat”x.com
this is so my job 😭
Stealing this.
boss wants a quick sync
Trench coat.😂
Milestones
SHE WALKED. like six whole steps
SHE'S MOBILE. Lock the cabinets.😂
Calendar
what’s tomorrow look like
Dentist at 9, standup at 11, then nothing till Jess’s birthday dinner at 7.
ugh. the dentist
It’s a cleaning. You’ll live.😂
Inbox
what’s my car insurance policy number
PA-4417-0921-63. It was in your renewal email from last March.
what are the 200+ unreads?
Newsletters, and a mattress you bought in 2022 that misses you.😂
Daily rituals
send me words of affirmation each morning
You got it.
Morning. A month ago you said you'd never pitch your own idea. Today at 2, you are. Proud of you.❤️
Reminders
remind me to call my mom at 6
Done.
It's 6! Call the Dictator!
calling. tell me it'll be quick
It will not be quick.😂
Restaurants
somewhere between me and maya for dinner fri?
Hayes Valley’s halfway. This ramen spot is 14 min from you, 12 from her.
Hinoki Ramengoogle.com/maps
perfect. booking 7:30 🍜❤️
The future can be so kind.
The future of humanity can feel bleak right now.
But it doesn’t have to be.
Hope comes from people with the time and headspace to think, create, love, and care for one another.
The future is still ours to build. And it can be better.
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